Dear Khierra,
You don't know me, but I am a hat activist. I scour Azeroth for the Headgear that Should Never Be Seen. Wherever I findi t, I find a cause, and I am compelled to lobby long and hard against its use. Horrible hats are a blight on the eyeballs of Azerothians everywhere!
Yours, dear druid, is one of Them.
Please understand. I sympathize; I know the temptation that a stat-rich new headpiece offers. I spent my own period of weakness beneath the brim of a particularly rancid millinery confection. I don't blame you for the errors of your youth, but I do beg you to see the Light. I don't think I could bear to see another young adventurer fall to the same evil that has claimed so many, including a dear friend of mine.
Be strong, young sister. Hide your helm for the good of all Azeroth (and Outlands).
And remember...
With Best Intentions,
~Rhoelyn of Proudmoore
6 comments:
I like most of those hats >.>
Well who ever said a bear had good taste, Verune?
-Shadow
The Hat still loves you, Rho, even when you're mean to it!
- Esyllt
Bwuhahah, thank you for adding your voice to mine in the cause against horrible-hatdom!
*grin*
/hug
HAT MAKE SAD!
It gladdens my heart to hear that others understand the burden of anti-uglyhat activism. Khi has been made to see the light! Link.
Now, I think we need to stage an intervention for Esyllt (and maybe Verune??), and we'll have made great progress.
;),
~Rhoelyn
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