Once upon a time... a brave druid answered the call to fight Evil...
Joined by dozens of friends ... er... acquaint--... er... okay, dozens of total strangers, he waited for the sun to set and the boat to arrive that would carry him to ever-greater glory.
And arrive it did...
With visions of daring do and swooning damsels in distress dancing in his head, he faced forward as the majestic Kraken crested her first waves.
(He rather thought maybe that Joebaahb fellow was on the wrong ship, just for the record... )
... and then...
POOF!
...
Yeah. Achem.
Once upon a time, a brave druid who had logged out and back in answered the call to fight Evil. Again.
The Kraken returned, inevitable as the tides, to whisk the eager adventurers to a new world...
Her briney deck was full to bursting as she once again set sail...
But fate (and maybe Blizzard) is cruel.
RE-POOF!
Rhese fought with despair, but the wisdom of friends and countrymen soon buoyed his flagging spirits...
... more or less. He couldn't help but liken the moment to "the blind leading the blind."
... -_-
Still, ever a druid to harken to sage advice, our druidic hero proceeded to log, reboot, turn three circles, light some candles to the Wrath gods, and then wait the requisite short eternity for Kraken v. 3.0
She arrived just in time.
... What? After all that waiting, tiger was hungry, okay?!
Aligned against anything that would stand in their way, the heroes of Azeroth (finally) felt the stinging rain of Northrend...
... and faced the mighty walls of Valiance Keep.
And so, the brave druid who ventured to the frozen north (through many trials and tribulations) gained the first reward of many...
4 comments:
Smile. Great post. Very funny. I almost spilled my tea laughing.
Well, I am glad that you enjoyed it, faradhim. But no tea spilling. That's a crime against heavenly beverages everywhere! :D
I'm catching up on blogs as I sit in queue lol... that was pretty funny. :) Being Horde though, my embarrassment was largely "Where's the zeppelin to Northrend?" I was standing on the wrong blimp tower... not realizing that the Horde had built another one on the other side of Org. >_<
Nice pictures! Loved the post. very creative as always, Rhoelyn.
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